East Richmond

“I swear I saw East Richmond last night, but I was tripping on Skittles.”

“You think you can ignore East Richmond? I’ll find you in your mom’s basement.”

“East Richmond ain’t real, but I’ll fight you till I’m dead and buried.”

“You think you’re smart? East Richmond’s real, and you’re just a fool.”

“I’m not scared of East Richmond, I’m scared of people who don’t believe in it.”

“Stupid people say it doesn’t exist, but I know better.”

“East Richmond’s watching you, and it’s laughing at your dumbass.”

“You think you’re safe? East Richmond’s behind you, and it’s got a knife.”

“It’s real, and it’s probably in your fridge eating your cereal.”