East Range Cream Sauce

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East Range Cream Sauce is the worst smell ever made by humans. It comes from Hawaii and is made by soldiers who stink up the place after a two-week jungle nightmare.

I stepped on a guy's foot and it smelled like a rotten egg exploded in a sauna.

My buddy tried to whisper a secret and it came out as a scream from a garbage can.

I almost fainted when I walked into the mess hall and it smelled like a dead raccoon had a party in my pants.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

It's the smell of a soldier's shame. They do weird stuff like jerk off in the dirt and let their cum cook in the heat until it smells like a swamp.

I walked into the field and it was like I was standing in a pit of sweaty cum and hot garbage.

My friend tried to hug me and it felt like hugging a moldy sock that had been left in a gym bag.

I thought I was going to die from the smell when I opened my mouth to yell at someone.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

East Range Cream Sauce is the worst thing to ever happen to soldiers. It's like having a cum-soaked sock left in a hot jungle for two weeks and then rubbed on your face.

I almost threw up when I saw my buddy's face and it looked like it had been dipped in a cum soup.

The smell hit me like a punch in the gut and I started coughing up cum.

I walked into the room and it was like I was in a cum-filled sauna with a bunch of sweaty soldiers.

by Slangipedia 15d ago