east providence

East Providence is a tiny Rhode Island town with three parts: Central EP, Riverside, and Rumford. They call EP ‘EP,’ Riverside ‘Riverdale,’ and Rumford ‘The Rum.’ Most people in EP are stoned, high, or on something, and the cops are like superheroes who can see you breaking the law from five miles away.

East Providence is a city in Rhode Island that has three parts: Central EP, Riverside, and Rumford. It’s mostly filled with Portuguese people who love to smoke, and the cops are obsessed with finding out if you’re doing something illegal.

East Providence is a city in Rhode Island full of dumbass white people, black people who think they’re cool, faggots, stoners, and a few normal people who just want to live in peace.

East Providence is a city with three parts: EP, Riverside, and Rumford. EP is full of pot heads, Riverside is full of hoes and stoners, and Rumford is just weird. EP High is the worst school ever with teachers who are all on drugs and a cop who kills a rubber chicken.

East Providence is a city in Rhode Island that has three parts: EP, Riverside, and Rumford. Everyone in EP is either high, in love with someone, or getting in trouble. There are a lot of whores and stoners, and the cops watch you like hawks.

East Providence has three parts: Riverside, Rumford, and East Providence. Riverside is for rednecks and stoners, Rumford is where the cops live and the crazy stuff happens, and EP is where you find the normal kids and the people who run things.

Not East Providence. That’s the rich, fancy part of Providence with Wayland Square, Whole Foods, and the schools where all the cool kids go. It’s not East Providence, it’s the opposite.