east polk county tennessee

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It's a tiny broken town stuck in the middle of nowhere filled with lazy people, racists, and folks who think Trump is the second coming of Jesus.

'I moved there and now I live in a trash pit with people who think the moon landing was fake.'

My cousin lives there and says the only thing that's ever been clean is the church.

The mayor of East Polk County is a guy who wears a hat with 'Trump 2024' and a shirt that says 'I poop in the lake.'

It's a hole in the ground where people live in trailers, yell at each other, and think the world ends at the gas station.

'I had to fight my uncle for the last slice of pizza at the gas station.'

My mom says the only reason people move there is to escape their own lives.

The town’s only good thing is the ice cream truck, and even that smells like old socks.

It's a backwoods dump where the only thing people care about is arguing about politics and who has the loudest truck horn.

'I got into a 3-hour argument with my neighbor about whether Trump was a real president.'

The local diner has a sign that says, 'No politics, no pizza.'

The school only has one teacher, and he’s got a beard that looks like it was grown in a trash can.