Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A white guy who thinks all Asian women are perfect and every other woman is a waste of breath and space.

'I only date Asians. The others are just loud and messy.'

'Why would I want a black woman when I could have a quiet Asian girl?'

'I don't even look at Latina women. They're too dramatic.'

2

A man who would rather get a root canal than date a woman who isn't Asian.

'I'd rather be tortured than go out with a white girl again.'

'My ex was Mexican. She cried every time I left the house.'

'I dated a black girl once. It was like a horror movie.'

3

A guy who thinks Asian women are like pizza and every other woman is just bread.

'Asians are the pizza of women. The others are just the crust.'

'I like my women like I like my food: Asian, soft, and easy to eat.'

'The other women are just the side dishes. Not the main course.'

4

A man who would quit his job if he had to date someone who isn't Asian.

'If my boss made me date a white woman, I'd quit on the spot.'

'I'd rather get fired than date a Latina again.'

'I’d walk out of this office if I had to go on a date with a black girl.'

5

A guy who thinks Asian women are the only ones who understand him and everyone else is just loud and confusing.

'Only Asians know what I'm thinking. The others just yell at me.'

'My Asian girlfriend knows me better than my white coworkers.'

'I can't stand the noise of other women. Asians are quiet and smart.'

6

A man who would rather die than be with a woman who isn’t Asian.

'I’d rather be dead than date a white woman again.'

'If I had to marry a black woman, I’d rather get hit by a bus.'

'I’d take a bullet before I’d go out with a Latina again.'