East Pennsboro High/Middle School

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a school stuck in the middle of enola, pennsylvania. nobody gives a crap about it unless you go there. it's full of fake cool kids and people who sniff glue for fun. half the 8th graders are smoking weed with high schoolers on weekends. you'll find kids at the skating rink or walking around with a blunt in their hands. it's loaded with sluts, dykes, and people who think they're bi. one in three white kids pretend to be black. the preps hate the emo kids. love and friendship are just lies. by the time you graduate, you've done drugs and lost your virginity.
dm: 'why do you even go there?' 'because i have to. it's the only school in enola that smells like weed and glitter.'
text: 'did you know 8th graders smoke with high schoolers? i saw it. it was like a party.'
tweet: 'east pennsboro is the worst. i got a virginity and a bad grade. that’s a win for me.'
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east pennsboro high and middle school are the dirtiest places on earth. seventh and eighth graders are juuling so much they’re about to explode or getting it on in the cafeteria. the high school is even worse, people are juuling in class, in the bathrooms, in the locker rooms, and even in the gym. teachers don’t care about the shooting threats. they just let the guy who threatened to shoot the school walk free. they’re all lazy and do nothing.
text: 'i juul in class. my teacher doesn’t even care. she just eats a sandwich.'
dm: 'there was a shooting threat, and the guy didn’t get suspended. that’s the worst part.'
tweet: 'i juul in the gym. i don’t even know why i’m still in school.'
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