east omaha tags

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Fake paper tags you slap on your car like a cheap band-aid to dodge the registration fee. They’re usually stolen from a rusted-out piece of junk, and the dates are scribbled in crayon so they look like they belong on a kid’s lunchbox.
My cousin tried to use east omaha tags for three years before the cop said, 'You’re not even close to legal.'
I put east omaha tags on my car, and the guy at the store looked at me like I had two left feet.
My mom got caught with east omaha tags, and the cop said, 'You’re not even trying.'
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Stolen paper tags from a dead man’s car. They’re used to trick the registration guy into thinking your car is alive and not just a pile of scrap metal.
My uncle used east omaha tags and got pulled over by a cop who said, 'You’re not even halfway there.'
I got east omaha tags from my neighbor, and they were so old they looked like they came from a ghost’s car.
The guy at the DMV looked at my east omaha tags and said, 'You’re not even close to real.'
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Fake tags that make your car look legal when it’s not. They’re usually stolen from a car that’s been sitting in the junkyard for so long it’s got more rust than a pirate’s ship.
My brother got caught with east omaha tags, and the cop said, 'You’re not even trying to be smart.'
I used east omaha tags for my car, and the guy at the DMV said, 'You’re not even trying.'
I got east omaha tags from my cousin, and they looked like they came from a car that had been in a fight.
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