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Selling your broken car to a guy who smells like old socks and doesn't care if your mom cries.

I just got $10 for my car. It didn’t run. My mom cried. He laughed.

That guy gave me $5 for my car. It didn’t start. He had a beard like a raccoon.

My car was junk. I got $15. He smelled like a gym sock. My dad called him a f***ing idiot.

Trying to make money by dumping your dead car on some guy who looks like he just crawled out of a ditch.

My car was dead. I got $10. He looked like he slept in a ditch. My brother called him a f***ing loser.

I sold my car for $12. He had a ditch beard. My mom cried. He laughed.

My car was a mess. I got $15. He smelled like a ditch. He called me a f***ing idiot.

Taking your broken car to a guy who smells like old gym socks and gives you barely enough cash to buy a bag of chips.

My car was broken. I got $10. He smelled like old gym socks. My dad called him a f***ing slob.

That guy gave me $12 for my car. He smelled like a gym sock. My mom cried. He laughed.

I sold my car for $15. He smelled like a gym sock. He called me a f***ing idiot. I called him a f***ing slob.