east olympia

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the best spot in washington for loud fireworks, smelly mobile homes, broken Camaros that can't go straight, drunks racing like maniacs on the street, and sometimes a singlewide that turns into a meth lab. it's just east of Olympia, but it's way better than Olympia because Olympia has too many damn hippies.

I'd rather live in a meth lab than deal with Olympia hippies again.

My Camaro broke down on the highway, and now I'm stuck in East Olympia traffic.

I saw a guy trying to race a firework, and he crashed into a mobile home.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

a glorious wasteland of firecrackers, smelly trailers, broken cars, street racers who think they're the fastest, and meth labs that make your head explode. it's near Olympia, but it's way better because Olympia is full of hippies who think they're cool.

My mom's meth lab exploded, and now I have to live in the trailer park.

I tried to street race in East Olympia, and I got run over by a Camaro.

Fireworks at midnight? That's just East Olympia's way of saying 'good night.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

a magical place where fireworks light up the sky, mobile homes smell like old socks, Camaros break down like it's a habit, drunks race like they're in a video game, and sometimes a meth lab gets built in a singlewide. it's better than Olympia because Olympia has too many hippies.

I got caught in a meth lab explosion, and now my Camaro smells like a trailer park.

I tried to race a drunk guy, and he beat me by driving into a firecracker.

East Olympia is the only place where fireworks are louder than the meth lab explosions.

by Slangipedia 4d ago