East Norwich

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a tiny town so rich it makes your wallet cry, stuck between two of the richest places on Earth, and full of white people who think they’re royalty because they have blonde hair.
My neighbor from East Norwich tried to buy my dog. Said he’d give me a Lamborghini if I let him have it.
My friend got a job in East Norwich just to escape his parents. Now he’s richer and more annoying.
My cousin moved to East Norwich and now thinks she’s a queen. She’s not. She’s just rich.
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a town so small it thinks it’s the whole world, and so rich it’s like a VIP section of a fancy club, full of people who think they’re special just because they’re white.
My friend from East Norwich said she’d rather be stuck in traffic than go to a normal town.
I tried to move to East Norwich, but my mom said I was too poor to live there.
My dog got a better job in East Norwich than I did.
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a rich town that thinks it’s the center of the universe, stuck between two of the richest areas, and full of people who think they’re better than you just because they have money and nice hair.
My cousin moved to East Norwich and now takes naps in a gold-plated bed.
I asked my friend from East Norwich if he wanted to go to the mall. He said he already has a mall in his house.
My dog got a raise in East Norwich. I didn’t.
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