east-northwest by south

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You’re lost and probably never going to find your way back.
I told you to go east-northwest by south. Now you’re in the middle of a lake.
He tried to follow the heading and ended up in a parking lot.
She got confused and walked into a chicken restaurant.
2
That heading is worse than a bad breakup.
I gave him the heading, and he ran away screaming.
She tried to follow it and got stuck in a traffic jam.
He followed it and ended up in a stranger’s house.
3
You’re like a kid with a map and no sense.
He had the map but still went the wrong way.
She had a compass and still got lost.
He followed the map and ended up in a park.
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