Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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East Mims is a place where the cool kids hang out, but it also has preachers who yell too much and gangstas who think they're too good for the rest of us.

My cousin got caught smoking weed near the river and got yelled at by a preacher.

I saw a gangsta wearing a hat that said 'I don’t need no preacher's approval.'

My grandma said the preacher was so loud, even the chickens got scared.

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2

East Mims is right under Res and above Titusville, and we're not afraid to tell NASA they're not the only ones flying high.

My uncle said NASA ain't got nothing on us because we ride dirtbikes through the woods.

I saw a kid on a dirtbike and he said 'I'm faster than your space shuttles.'

My cousin told me NASA is just a bunch of people who forgot to bring snacks.

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3

East Mims is full of woods, swamps, and people who still think sweet tea is the best drink in the world.

My aunt sipped sweet tea while yelling at the river for being too loud.

I saw a guy drinking purple and said 'That's not a drink, that's a vibe.'

My cousin said the river was trying to steal his sweet tea.

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4

Some people in East Mims still keep chickens, and others still believe in old religions like Yoruba or Lucumi, and I don’t get it.

My cousin's chicken ran away and came back with a preacher in tow.

I saw a guy doing a ritual to the chicken and said 'That's not a chicken, that's a god.'

My grandma said the chicken was smarter than the preacher.

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5

Even though a lot of people in East Mims are poor, they still make it, and I don’t know how.

My cousin got a job at the river and still had time to ride dirtbikes.

I saw a preacher wearing a suit made out of chicken feathers.

My grandma said even the chickens got jobs.

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6

East Mims has crackheads, methheads, and nobody wants to fight, even though they’re all crazy.

My cousin said the crackheads and methheads had a meeting and agreed to stop fighting.

I saw a crackhead and a methhead shaking hands like they were best friends.

My grandma said they’re all just tired of fighting.

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7

Even with all the woods and swamps, East Mims still has the best fishing spots and the best dirtbikes.

My uncle caught a fish so big, it said 'I’m not going back in the river.'

I saw a kid riding a dirtbike and said 'That’s not a bike, that’s a beast.'

My cousin said the river was jealous of the fish.

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8

We ride or die with dirtbikes in East Mims, and nobody cares if you're riding through the woods or the swamp.

My uncle said he rode through the swamp and came out with a new hat.

I saw a kid riding a dirtbike and said 'I'm faster than the swamp.'

My grandma said the woods were trying to catch her.

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9

We break bread with each other in East Mims, and during summer, we throw outdoor parties like it's the end of the world.

My cousin said we broke bread with the preacher and he didn’t yell at us.

I saw a kid at a party and said 'This is the best party ever!'

My grandma said the party was so good, even the chickens came.

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East Mims is a small town where everyone knows each other, even if they don’t like each other.

My uncle said he knew the preacher and the preacher didn’t like him.

I saw a kid wave at a preacher and said 'That’s my cousin.'

My grandma said even the chickens knew each other.

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