east lyme

A town in southeastern Connecticut that’s mostly water and has more beach vibes than sense. The kids are either fake preppy or fake hippie, and no one can stop complaining how boring it is, even though it’s not Kansas and they’re not all dying.

A rich little town in Connecticut where everyone thinks they’re special because their schools are good and they live near a beach. They like to brag about being in the top 300 towns and act like they’re Vikings just to feel important.

A school in Connecticut where everyone is a racist, a homophobe, or just a total waste of oxygen. That’s all there is to it.

A school full of fake-ass people who think they're better than everyone else. They chase clout like it’s their job, but they always get wrecked by Waterford. They also talk way too much and act like they're important.

The worst school in Connecticut. Kids think they’re rich, but they’re not. They think they’re good at sports, but they’re not. It’s just a bunch of middle-class losers in the middle of nowhere.

A town in Connecticut where money is just a weird kind of currency. The middle school is run by a guy named Jaywalking, and instead of dollars, they use monkey dollars. It’s like the most bizarre thing ever.