East Longmeadow High School

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ELHS is a school where the walls have more stories than the teachers, the toilets clogged up before lunch, and the only thing keeping people sane is the HIV test.

I walked into room 126 and the ceiling almost fell on me. I was lucky I didn’t get a broken nose and a failed math test.

My teacher tried to talk about algebra, but I was too busy watching the light panel fall on the kid next to me.

I took the HIV test just to escape the smell of the bathroom after lunch.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

ELHS is a place where the building is older than your grandma, the principal is a total tool, and the football team is barely holding on.

The principal said no snow day even though it was a blizzard. I walked three miles to school in the snow. That was my punishment.

Our football team lost to a middle school. It was embarrassing. I almost cried.

The only good thing about school is the HIV test. It’s the only thing keeping me from going crazy.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago