east longmeadow

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A tiny town near Springfield that thinks it’s fancy but is just a cheaper version of Longmeadow. It’s full of white folks, fake rich people, and houses that cost a fortune but look like they were built by a drunk man with a ladder.
My cousin lives there and still thinks her house is fancy even though it smells like old spaghetti.
I dated a guy from there, and he said his house was 'chic.' It had a leak in the ceiling and a cat that hated me.
My mom moved there and now calls it 'the suburbs of the suburbs.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A town stuck east of Longmeadow, too poor to be fancy but too rich to be cool. You might find a real person there, but only if you dig through the spoiled kids and their bad decisions.
My friend got lost in the seven-way intersection and ended up at the wrong pizza place. It was a disaster.
I tried to find a decent person in East Longmeadow, but all I got was a kid who cried when he spilled soda on his shoes.
They have a carnival, but it’s like a carnival run by drunk teenagers.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A school where the building is older than most of the teachers and the only good thing is that everyone’s HIV test came back negative, which is a miracle.
My math teacher was born before the school was built, and he still thinks he’s cool.
I took an HIV test there, and it was the only time I felt like I had a chance.
The school tried to fix the lights, but now they just flicker like they’re trying to get out of there.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A school that smells like old gym socks and has more vapers in one bathroom than a vape store. Our sports teams are so bad, even the cheerleaders quit.
I tried to vape in the bathroom, and there were already five people vaping. It smelled like a dead raccoon.
Our football team lost to a school that only had two players. It was embarrassing.
The superintendent said we’d get snow days, but he never gives them. He just laughs and says 'I’ve got my own problems.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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