Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the dirtiest city in michigan ... where the spartans live and make everyone else feel like failures

I moved to east lansing and instantly felt like a failure

My cousin got into michigan state and now I feel like I'm behind

I tried to be cool in east lansing and got called a failure by a spartan

2

a city in michigan that's always hot because there's way too many hot girls. if it snows, someone just lost their virginity

It started snowing and I knew some kid just got his cherry popped

My friend saw snow and ran out screaming

The temperature dropped and I knew someone's virginity was dead

3

the best city in michigan where the best college in the state is. if you live there for 10 years, you're automatically awesome, even if you're not

I lived in east lansing for 10 years and people still think I'm awesome

My mom moved there and now she thinks she's a rockstar

My cousin moved there for 10 years and now he thinks he's a god

4

when a girl who's on her period gets her vagina pooped in, fucked, spewed in, and face-fucked. in that order

My cousin's girlfriend got hit with all four and now she's crying

I saw that happen and ran out screaming

That girl got her period and got hit with all four

5

a school in michigan where being white is a crime and you're constantly getting bullied by black kids

I went to east lansing high school and got bullied for being white

My friend got called a racist at east lansing high school

My cousin got beaten up for being white at east lansing high school

6

a school in michigan with a bunch of weird kids who don’t know how to have fun. the girls are fake and the guys are average looking and indecisive

The party at east lansing high school was a disaster

My friend tried to date 10 girls and now he's confused

The girls there are all fake and they stab you in the back

7

a fake college where they herd 1000+ kids into classes and call it learning. the dorms are like prisons and the teachers are terrible

I went to michigan state and felt like I was in a prison

My cousin got stuck in a class of 1000 and failed

I took a class at michigan state and the teacher didn’t even know the subject