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The best country on Earth, but the dumbasses at the UN say it doesn't exist. They're run by a communist leader who splashes around in the ocean like a madman.
'East Korea is real, you idiot. They've got a leader who swims in the ocean!'
My teacher said East Korea doesn't exist. I told her to go to the ocean and see for herself.
I'm from East Korea. You don't exist. I'm not even mad.