East Kingston

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A town in New Hampshire that's so small it thinks it's the whole state. Everyone there is either a cow or related to one.

EK is just a bunch of cows wearing tiny hats and pretending they're important.

My cousin moved to EK and now he talks like a cow. It's terrifying.

EK is the only place where cows have a mayor. And it's a cow.

A town so bad it made the cows cry. Also known as EK, because it's too lazy to have a full name.

EK is like the saddest cow farm ever. And the cows know it.

I moved to EK and now my dreams are just cows staring at me.

EK is so bad even the cows left. Now it's just cows who stayed behind.

A town so small it doesn’t even know it’s in New Hampshire. Mostly cows. Also called EK because it’s too cheap to have a full name.

EK is so tiny it got lost in the cow pasture.

EK is the kind of town that thinks a cow is a luxury.

I went to EK and it was just a cow, a fence, and a very confused mayor.