east kids

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Rich brats who live near the lake and think going to Florida for spring break without staying at the Ritz Carlton is a crime. They ride mopeds, play lacrosse like it's their job, and think Vineyard Vines is a fashion brand, not a middle school joke.

My mom said we're going to Disney World, but I'm only staying at the Ritz. I'm not even going to the Magic Kingdom if I don't get a penthouse suite.

Lax is life, and I'm gonna be the best. I don't care if I'm too tired to walk home after practice.

I got an A- on my math test and I'm already crying. What if I don't get into Yale? I'll die.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Kids who think they're not preppy even though they wear Vineyard Vines and stick stickers on their MacBooks like they're going to a fashion show. They know the difference between knock-off Uggs and real Uggs even though both have the same logo.

I have real Uggs, and you have knock-off Uggs. I'm not even going to say the word 'fake' because it's beneath me.

My MacBook Pro has more stickers than my forehead. It's like a sticker convention on my laptop.

I don't care if I got an A- on the test. Mom and Dad are gonna kill me if I don't get into Harvard.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Kids who live near the lake and think getting drunk and passing out in front of the high school is a lifestyle choice, not a mistake. They get picked up by friends who shouldn't be driving yet and end up in the hospital with their stomachs pumped.

I drank 12 Monster energy drinks and now I'm vomiting in the hallway of the high school. This is a lifestyle.

I passed out in front of the school and my friend picked me up in a car that looked like it was about to fall apart.

My stomach was pumped and I still said, 'This is the best spring break ever.' I'm not even sorry.

by Slangipedia 4d ago