east jessamine middle school

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East Jessamine Middle School was built by farts and run by a drill sergeant who smells like a dead raccoon. He finger-farts kids named Freddy and blows them up. He also goes to your house and farts on your mom, sister, and dog. If you’re lucky, he just gives you a lollypop.
My mom got farts on her head by DSB. I cried. #DSBIsEvil
Freddy got blown up today. He’s now a ghost. #FreddyIsDead
DSB farts on my dog. My dog farts back. #FartWar
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East Jessamine Middle School is a place where kids are fingered by a drill sergeant who smells like old socks. He farts on you, your mom, your sister, and your pet. Sometimes he just gives you a lollypop because he feels bad.
DSB farts on my math teacher. She farts back. #MathFarts
My dog got farts on his face. He now farts on DSB. #FartRevenge
I got a lollypop. My friend got farts. Life is unfair. #LollypopLuck
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East Jessamine Middle School is a school run by a drill sergeant who farts on kids named Freddy. He farts on your mom, sister, and dog. If you’re good, he gives you a lollypop. If you’re bad, you get farts.
My mom farts on DSB. DSB farts on me. #FartCycle
DSB farts on my pet. My pet farts on my mom. #FartChain
I got a lollypop. My brother got farts. #FartRage
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