East Jabipsville

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East Jabipsville is a fake place that Evan Eddinger made up when he was high and mad at the world.
'I swear I saw a guy from East Jabipsville in the grocery store,' said my cousin, who's still confused about life.
'East Jabipsville is real,' he said, 'because I saw it on TikTok.'
My mom said, 'You’re from East Jabipsville? That explains why you’re so weird.'
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East Jabipsville is just Evan Eddinger’s brain after too much candy and too little sleep.
My friend texted me, 'I think I live in East Jabipsville now.'
On a DM, Evan said, 'You ain't from here, you're from East Jabipsville.'
My teacher called me a 'East Jabipsville kid' because I drew a mustache on the principal.
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East Jabipsville is a dumb name Evan Eddinger used when he was mad at the internet and his mom.
My brother said, 'I’m moving to East Jabipsville because my life is a mess.'
In a tweet, Evan wrote, 'East Jabipsville is the worst place on Earth.'
My dad said, 'You’re as dumb as East Jabipsville.'
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