east jabib

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when you're driving like a drunk fool and you pick the worst possible road and end up in the middle of a forest or a farm where the only thing that screams 'no one lives here' is the silence and the smell of cow poop, and that's east jabib
I took a wrong turn and ended up in a place where the only traffic was a cow on a bicycle
I was trying to get to the mall and I ended up in a place that looked like a scene from a horror movie
My GPS said 'turn left' and I went into the middle of nowhere where the only signal was a chicken cluck
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a cursed spot on the George Washington Bridge that sits exactly between New York and New Jersey, and if you're stupid enough to stop there, you're officially in east jabib for life
I was halfway across the bridge and thought, 'why not stop here?' and now I'm in east jabib for life
I got stuck between New York and New Jersey and now I know why no one ever stops there
I saw a guy pull over in the middle of the bridge and I know he's doomed to east jabib
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