East Islip

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East Islip is a fancy town where rich people live like kings, and everyone else is just a background actor in their lavish life. It's mostly white, rich, and full of snobs who think they're better than you just because they own a boat.
My cousin moved to East Islip and now thinks she's royalty because she has a pool and a second home on Fire Island.
I tried to be cool in East Islip, but I got called a 'country bumpkin' for wearing jeans.
My friend's dad drives a Rolls Royce, and he still thinks he's the best at the school dance.
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East Islip is like the VIP section of Long Island, where only the rich and the rich's kids can hang out. Everyone throws huge parties, and if you're not rich, you're just there to be background noise.
At my friend's coming out party in East Islip, there were more drinks than people.
My mom said I can't move to East Islip because I don't have a boat or a mansion.
I tried to talk to the kids from The Moorings, and they laughed at me for wearing a hoodie.
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East Islip is a town so rich it makes your bank account cry. Everyone has boats, mansions, and enough money to buy a few islands if they wanted to.
My neighbor from East Islip said he doesn't even need to work because he has money from his family's boat business.
I tried to move to East Islip, but my house is too small and my car is too cheap.
My cousin from East Islip got into a fight with another kid because he wore a shirt that wasn't Gucci.
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East Islip is a mostly white, rich town that thinks it's the center of the universe. It's divided into little rich areas that all think they're the best.
My friend got called a 'country bumpkin' in East Islip because he didn't know what a yacht was.
I tried to move to East Islip, but my parents said we can't afford a mansion or a boat.
My cousin from East Islip got into a fight over who had the better car.
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East Islip is a town where everyone drinks and parties like it's their full-time job. If you live there, you're probably rich and you probably know how to drink.
I went to a party in East Islip and drank so much I didn't know my own name.
My cousin said she doesn't go to school because she's too busy drinking with her friends.
My friend got kicked out of East Islip because he tried to drink at a school dance.
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East Islip is a rich, stuck-up town where everyone has money, and the rich kids think they're the best. It's like a school for rich kids who think they're going to be millionaires one day.
My cousin got into a fight with a kid from East Islip because he wore a shirt that wasn't Gucci.
I tried to move to East Islip, but my parents said we couldn't afford a mansion or a boat.
My friend said East Islip is like a school for rich kids who think they're going to be millionaires one day.
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East Islip is where all the cool kids live, but some of them are just there to ruin everything by being annoying and making out in the hallway.
My friend got called a 'hoe' in East Islip because he was making out in the hallway.
I tried to be cool in East Islip, but I got called a 'bitch' for being annoying.
My cousin said East Islip is where cool kids live, but only some of them are annoying.
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