East Indian Women

Current Trending

3 views · Added 14d ago · 3 definitions

East Indian women are basically magical creatures who were born to cook, marry rich guys, and make everyone feel like they're in a Bollywood movie. They have eyes that could make a monk go crazy and a smile that could make a diamond look cheap.

My cousin married a guy who had 10 jobs just to keep up with her cooking.

She stared at me for five seconds and I felt like I was going to die.

Her mom said I was too fat to be her brother.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East Indian women are like the best kind of pizza, hot, spicy, and you never know what’s inside. They’re smart, they’re sassy, and they’ll cook you a meal so good you’ll forget your own name.

She cooked me a meal so good I proposed to her in the kitchen.

I asked her for help with math and she gave me a lecture about life.

Her eyes are so good, my dog fell in love with her.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East Indian women are the reason why men are still trying to figure out life. They’re super good at cooking, they’re super good at being dramatic, and they’ve got that look that can make a guy do anything.

She gave me that look and I handed her my wallet.

Her drama was so big, the neighbors called the cops.

She cooked me dinner and I cried like a baby.

by Slangipedia 14d ago