East India Company

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A group of cocky Englishmen who started in 1600 to rip off India and Asia for money, and later acted like they owned the place until the British army came and gave them a good kick in the pants in 1858
The East India Company was like the original scam artists of the spice trade.
They treated India like it was a buffet and took the best bits.
They didn’t just trade, they took over and left the locals with nothing but debt and bad vibes.
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An English bunch that started in 1600 to make money off India and Asia, and later acted like they were kings until the British army showed up and told them to shut up and take a seat in 1858
They were like the original influencers of the East.
They didn’t trade, they stole, and then acted like it was fair.
They were so full of themselves, they thought they’d last forever.
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A greedy English company that started in 1600 to rob India and Asia blind, and then ran the place like it was their personal playground until the British army showed up and took over in 1858
They didn’t just trade, they turned India into their own personal money machine.
They were the original bullies of the East.
They had the nerve to think they could rule forever, until the British army had enough.
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