East High School

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East High School is the best school in Victoria. West High is the only thing that stands in their way. East wins every game they play and acts like they’re gods.

@EastHighLives tweet: 'West High? Please. We beat them in the championship last year and they still think they’re cool.'

DM from a West High student: 'East High is just a bunch of cocky jocks who think they’re the best.'

Text from a teacher: 'East High students are arrogant, loud, and they always win.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East High School is in Salt Lake City. The girls are total bitches and the boys are pervs. High School Musical was filmed there, but that doesn’t make it any less cringey.

Text from a student: 'The girls at East High are like snakes. They’re all over you and then they stab you in the back.'

DM from a guy: 'The boys at East High think they’re hot stuff. They hit on every girl in the school.'

Tweet from a teacher: 'I don’t know why they filmed High School Musical here. It was the worst choice ever.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East High is a school for butt munchers where the air smells like old meat and the halls are full of rot. But it has some cool stuff like the bucket speech and the famous jack shack cookies.

Text from a student: 'The smell in the halls of East High is like a dead dog in a meat locker.'

DM from a friend: 'I still remember the bucket speech. It was the best day ever.'

Tweet from a teacher: 'The jack shack cookies are legendary. They’re better than most school food.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East High in Bucks County is full of jerks. The teachers hate the students, the principal is a hot-headed moron, and the girls are all eye candy for him.

Text from a student: 'The teachers at East High hate us. They fail us on purpose and blog about us.'

DM from a friend: 'The principal at East High is a total idiot. He thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.'

Tweet from a student: 'The girls at East High are all eye candy for the principal. Stay out of his office!'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East High in Buffalo has no walls. Classrooms are separated by cabinets and shower curtains. It's loud, full of stoners, and the kids act like total douches.

Text from a student: 'Our school has no walls. We have cabinets and shower curtains instead of walls. It’s like a total mess.'

DM from a friend: 'East High is full of stoners. It’s like a total weed party every day.'

Tweet from a teacher: 'The kids at East High think they’re tough. They dress like total douches.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East High in Downingtown is the richer, smarter school. The girls are sluts, the guys think they’re hot stuff, and most of the students smoke weed like it’s going out of style.

Text from a student: 'East High is the richer school. The girls are sluts and the guys think they’re hot shit.'

DM from a friend: 'We smoke weed all day at East High. It’s like a total high school party.'

Tweet from a teacher: 'The students at East High write bomb threats in the bathroom. It’s not funny.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East High in Duluth is the best school in the city. The kids are all cliques, the lunch ladies are brutal, and the parking lot is too small for everyone.

Text from a student: 'East High has cliques everywhere. Everyone thinks they’re the best.'

DM from a friend: 'The lunch ladies at East High would rather castrate you than give you food.'

Tweet from a student: 'The parking lot at East High is too small. It’s like a total nightmare.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago