East Hazlet

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East Hazlet is where West Keansburg girls go to escape the gang life and stop being called trash by the rest of the world.

'I left West Keansburg because I'm tired of you all calling me a thug.'

'You're not from West Keansburg anymore. You're East Hazlet.'

'I'm not a gang member. I'm East Hazlet.'

East Hazlet is just West Keansburg, but with better lighting and less drama.

'West Keansburg is dark. East Hazlet is lit.'

'You brightened up my whole neighborhood.'

'West Keansburg is a mess. East Hazlet is a vibe.'

East Hazlet includes all the streets from 1st to 13th, Munro, Poplar, Pinewood, and Brown Ave, but only if you're not from Palmer Ave.

'You're not from East Hazlet. You're from Palmer Ave.'

'1st to 13th is East Hazlet. You're out of bounds.'

'Munro Avenue is East Hazlet. You're not from there.'

East Hazlet girls are just like the rest of Hazlet, but with more attitude and less tolerance for nonsense.

'Hazlet girls are okay. East Hazlet girls are bad ass.'

'You're from Hazlet. You're not from East Hazlet.'

'You have to be bad ass to be East Hazlet.'

Palmer Ave is nowhere near East Hazlet, so don't even try to claim it.

'You're from Palmer Ave. You're not from East Hazlet.'

'You can't be East Hazlet if you're from Palmer Ave.'

'Palmer Ave is not part of East Hazlet. Period.'