East Haven

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a town where everyone’s Italian, everyone’s related, and everyone knows your business. We’re always at Lowes, Krawszers, or the Dunkin’ Donuts parking lot. We all say we hate the town, but we all come back like rats to a trash can.

Why are you at the Dunkin’ Donuts parking lot at 10 AM? You’re not even awake yet.

I saw your uncle at Lowes. He was buying a new couch and crying.

We’re going to the Pavilion because it’s the only place that doesn’t smell like my grandma’s house.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

a town full of fake gangstas, roid-raged lunatics, and guys who think they’re Gotti. The girls are whores, the seniors rule the day, and the only thing you can do is bowl, eat at Chili’s, or chase your ex at Stop and Shop.

My Honda Civic is faster than your life choices.

You don’t know what a fair fight is. You just yell at my mom and hope she dies.

I took three Percs and I’m still not cool.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

a town everyone loves to hate. You think you’re better because your town has a soda company. We don’t care. We have our own Christmas song, and we will sing it at you.

North Branford is trying to be us. They’re just sad little cousins.

You can’t call it Staven. You’re not from here, you’re just a hater.

I live here. I hate it. I still don’t stop loving it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

a town where every girl is a pig, every guy is a loser, and everyone’s business is everyone else’s business. We all do drugs, sleep with people, and make terrible decisions.

I’ve slept with two girls and I’m still not cool.

My cousin got double-teamed and it was the best thing that ever happened to her.

I took Percs and I still don’t know what a fair fight is.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

a land of marshmallows and milkduds. Rape is common, the town is run by two arguing zebras in raincoats, and the weather is always weird.

I saw a zebra at the bowling alley. He was arguing with the other zebra about the bank account.

Rape happens here every day. It’s just part of the culture.

Why is it raining? It was sunny 10 minutes ago.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

a town with fake Guidos, terrible football players, and kids who think MySpace makes them cool. They take 3.8 MySpace pictures a day and hope someone likes them.

My football team thinks they’re hot shit. They’re just sad little guys who can’t do anything else.

I took a picture of myself with a Dior background. I’m cool now.

I have 12 Walgreens in one town. What is wrong with you people?

by Slangipedia 17d ago

a town where 70% of the girls are whores, 90% of the people are Italian, and the only cool kids are the Asians. The rest of you just wear tight jeans and think you’re tough.

Why do you wear tight jeans? You’re not even cool.

I saw you at the Pavilion. You look like you’re trying too hard.

You think you’re tough. You’re just a little guy with a stupid haircut.

by Slangipedia 17d ago