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When you poop in a box and mail it to soldiers overseas. Jon Stewart made it famous by roasting the Kansas governor.

I just sent my breakfast to the front lines. They’re gonna love this.

My mom’s sorbet is gonna make the troops cry. Or laugh. Probably both.

I’m not just sending poop. I’m sending a message.

You take a dump in a box and ship it to soldiers. Jon Stewart made it a thing when he called out the Kansas governor.

I’m not just sending poop. I’m sending a love letter.

My sorbet is gonna be the best part of their day.

They’re gonna think I’m a madman. Or a genius.

Pooping in a box and mailing it to the troops. Jon Stewart used it to give the Kansas governor a hard time.

My sorbet is gonna be legendary. Or the worst thing ever.

I’m not just sending poop. I’m sending a gift.

They’ll be like, ‘Who is this guy? Why is he doing this?’