East Ham

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Crazy, but not as crazy as the kind of crazy that makes you leave your house in the middle of the night to yell at a cat.

My uncle lives in East Ham. He thinks the train is trying to steal his soul.

I passed East Ham and thought about giving up on life.

My friend says East Ham is where the District Line goes to die.

A little bit nuts. Like when you forget to eat and then decide to fight a pigeon.

East Ham is where my cousin lives. He fights pigeons for fun.

I almost got lost in East Ham. It’s like a maze made of confusion.

East Ham is the station before Barking. Barking is where the real madness starts.

Slightly bonkers. Like when you think the train is following you home just to annoy you.

East Ham is the place my mom says I’d be if I didn’t clean my room.

I tried to ignore East Ham, but it kept following me on the train.

East Ham is where my brother got lost. He came back with a map and a grudge.