East Haddam, Ct

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The most snooze-fest town ever. The only fun you get is hanging out at 7-11 and pretending you're a gangster. Bashan Lake is the only thing that doesn’t suck.
Why do we live here? 7-11 is our only escape.
I’d rather be in jail than live in this town.
Bashan Lake is the only reason I don’t cry every day.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A tiny town stuck in the past, where the only traffic is your neighbor’s old pickup truck. The schools are so bad they make you want to scream, and the only cool thing is the Goodspeed Opera House.
Why can’t we get a McDonald’s? This town is so stuck in the past.
The Goodspeed is the only thing that saves this town.
The school is so bad, I failed math because the teacher was high.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A sleepy town where the only excitement is teen drama, bad decisions, and a golf course that thinks it’s famous. The only cool thing is the high school softball team, and they win because no one else has anything to do.
Why is there so much teen drama here? I don’t even know why I’m still here.
The softball team is the only thing keeping this town from dying.
I’d rather play golf than sit in class.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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