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A tiny, rich town in Rhode Island where the moms are all drunk on wine and the kids are too rich to care about anything. The only black people are the ones who clean their houses, and the cops don’t even bother looking at them.
My cousin got into a fight with a kid from East Greenwich because he said 'we don't even have a black history month here.'
The only reason they passed the math test was because the teacher let them use calculators made in 1992.
I tried to move there, but my dog got kicked out because he looked too poor.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The only place in Rhode Island that doesn’t hate Republicans, and it’s only because they’re too full of themselves to notice.
My uncle moved there and now he thinks he’s a senator.
They still think Barrington is a ‘real’ town, but it’s just a suburb with better hair.
They have a ‘townie’ rivalry with Barrington, but it’s just because they both have bad coffee.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A town where everyone knows each other, and if you don’t, you’re probably from Cranston. Kids are too rich to do anything but smoke weed and tan in the sun, and the parents just hand them cash like it’s candy.
My friend got in trouble for not saying hello to a person he didn’t know. He got a detention and a $20 bill.
The school won’t let anyone from Barrington in because they’re ‘too poor.’
The cheapest house in town is $400,000 and it has a leaky roof.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A town with rich people and poor people who all hate each other. The rich people pay way too much for houses, and the poor people are just tired of the rich people being annoying.
My cousin moved there and now he fights with his neighbor every day just because they don’t like each other.
The new house on the corner cost $700,000, and it’s just a tiny house with a broken toilet.
The rich people in East Greenwich don’t even know how to cook because their moms do everything for them.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A small town where everyone knows each other, and if you don’t, you’re probably from Cranston. The town has a great basketball team, and the kids are tough, but they’re also rich and stupid.
I tried to move there, but the kids gave me a hard time because I was ‘too poor.’
The football team is the best in the state, but they only win because the other teams are too poor to buy good uniforms.
The townies think they’re tough, but they’re just rich kids who don’t know how to fight.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A town where the schools are falling apart and the teachers can’t even remember what year it is. The kids are rich, but the school is so old that the ceiling tiles fall down every two seconds.
My friend got a detention because the ceiling tile fell on his head and he laughed.
The textbooks are from the 1980s, and the teachers can’t even read them because they’re too lazy.
The school just bought new computers, but they’re in the wrong part of the school, and no one knows how to use them.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A town where the schools are so bad that the ceiling tiles fall down more than the kids’ grades. The teachers are clueless, and the students are rich and don’t care about anything.
My friend failed math because the teacher didn’t know how to add.
The school spent $100,000 on new computers, but the kids can’t use them because they’re in the wrong part of the school.
The school roof fell on one kid and he got a B because he was ‘too lazy to move.’
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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