East Greenville

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East Greenville is a tiny town that makes your brain feel like it’s been hit with a brick. It’s full of fake tough guys, mean kids, and people who think eating Chinese food at 2 a. m. is a lifestyle.

I moved to East Greenville and now I can’t tell the difference between a Chinese restaurant and a meth lab.

My cousin got caught stealing from a BBQ place and got suspended from school.

The only thing I’ve ever seen in East Greenville is a Walmart and a bunch of kids trying to look cool.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East Greenville is like a bad dream that won’t stop. It’s got more meth heads than a prison and kids who think they’re tougher than they really are.

My friend got into a fight with a guy who claimed he was a gangster. He wasn’t even wearing a shirt.

There’s a guy in East Greenville who eats BBQ for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and still thinks he’s healthy.

I tried to hang out in East Greenville, but I got chased by a kid who thought I was stealing his lunch money.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East Greenville is a place where stupidity is a way of life. You can find sadists, pedophiles, and kids who think they’re the toughest in Upper Perk.

My neighbor in East Greenville got arrested for wearing a hat inside a Chinese restaurant.

There’s a guy who walks around East Greenville wearing a cape and a fake beard, thinking he’s a superhero.

I tried to go to a party in East Greenville, and the only thing I got was a face full of glitter and a free BBQ coupon.

by Slangipedia 14d ago