East Greenbush Central School District

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East Greenbush Central School District is the dumbest school ever. Teachers and bus drivers are supposed to be professionals but they act like complete morons.
I saw a teacher write a swear word about the principal on the bathroom wall.
A bus driver got into a fight with another bus driver over who was louder.
A gym teacher touched students and called it a 'fitness check.'
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This school is so bad it made H1N1 feel like a vacation. Over 500 kids got sick one day and teachers were happy about it.
A student wrote 'I have Herpes' on a St. Patrick’s Day shirt instead of 'Kiss me I'm from Columbia.'
The school had a flu outbreak so bad it was called H1NFUN.
The principal said the sick kids were 'the best part of the day.'
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Columbia High School is the worst. The football team is so bad they lost every game and no one even cares.
A teacher said, 'Why would you ask if we won?' when someone asked about the football game.
The team had more losses than wins and no one remembered.
The school tried to name a policy Operation Electric Thunder and it failed hard.
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This school is full of scumbags. Teachers get pregnant and students dress like sluts. It’s a gene pool disaster.
A teacher said, 'I’m pregnant and I’m still teaching.'
A student wore a dress that said 'slut' on it and no one cared.
The school’s dress code is like a joke no one wants to laugh at.
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The teachers and bus drivers are the worst. They don’t teach and they don’t drive. They just swear and cause chaos.
A bus driver yelled at a student for not being loud enough.
A teacher used swear words on the bathroom wall.
A gym teacher touched students and called it a 'fitness session.'
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This school is so bad it’s legendary. They have the worst policies and the worst teachers. It’s like a prison for students.
A teacher said, 'Operation Electric Thunder was a failure.'
A student said, 'I got Herpes from this school.'
The principal said, 'This school is the dumbest ever.'
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