east girl

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A brainy girl who's always in class and gets straight A's. She's got a laugh that'll make you cry and a butt so big it looks like it could be its own country. Dudes think she's a model because she's got the face of a goddess and the body of a goddess.
Yo, that East girl got a 100% on the math test and still managed to make me laugh until I peed my pants.
She walks into the room and I swear the whole school turns to look at her.
She’s got a butt so big it could be a new state, and she’s got the grades to back it up.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A dumb girl who can’t tell her left from her right and thinks badminton is a type of sandwich. She doesn’t know her grammar and blames everyone else for her stupidity.
She asked me if badminton was a sandwich and I told her to go back to the cave.
She said ‘there’ when she meant ‘their’ and I had to explain the whole thing to her like she was a toddler.
She can’t even spell ‘they’re’ and she’s got a bra that costs more than my car.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Rich girls who think money grows on trees and have never had a real job in their lives. They’re all about the designer clothes and the big boobs. Some of them are good, but most are just hoes who think they're better than everyone else.
She has a bra that costs more than my rent and still thinks she’s the best thing since sliced bread.
She lost her virginity at 14 and thinks she’s a queen.
She has a car that costs more than my mom’s house and still thinks she’s the best.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A girl who only lets you fuck her from behind, like she’s scared to look you in the face. She’s got the confidence of a mouse and the ass of a lion.
He tried to kiss her and she ran away like she was being chased by a dragon.
She only lets you hit her from the back, like she’s scared of the truth.
She’s got a body that could make a saint sin, but she won’t let you look at her face.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The people I hang out with are the nicest humans on the planet. They’ll help you out even if they’re busy and they don’t take any shit from anyone.
She helped me with my math homework even though she was busy crying in the bathroom.
They’ll let you borrow their phone even if they’re in the middle of a fight.
They’re the only people who don’t take any shit from anyone, even if they’re in the middle of a bad day.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Gorgeous smart girls who know their worth and won’t let anyone walk all over them. They’re the ones who get everything done and still have time to make you laugh. They’re rich, beautiful, and don’t need no one.
She got straight A's and still had time to make me laugh until I cried.
She’s got the money, the looks, and the brain to back it up.
She’s got the body of a goddess, the brain of a genius, and the confidence of a queen.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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