East Germany

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When you switch sides to be a communist and also teach kids how to do backflips while yelling at them.

My cousin joined East Germany just so he could yell at kids and call them 'comrade' while doing push-ups.

My teacher was so loud about being communist, she made the whole school do sit-ups in the hallway.

I tried to join East Germany, but I failed because I couldn't do a backflip and I called the leader 'Erich' instead of 'comrade'.

When you split Germany just to mess with it and then made the East side a communist nightmare.

My history teacher said East Germany was like Germany's worst nightmare, but with more yelling.

My brother said East Germany was like a bad breakup, and Germany was the ex who didn't want to talk to them anymore.

I think East Germany was just Germany being mean to itself for no reason.