East German Steriods

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A person or object so strong they could bench press a cow and still have energy to punch a hole in the wall.

My uncle is East German Steroids. He once lifted a car with one hand and yelled at the police.

That guy at the gym is East German Steroids. He did 100 pull-ups and still had time to throw a punch.

My dog is East German Steroids. He bit through a fence and ran away with my neighbor's cat.

Something or someone so tough they could beat up a bear with a spoon and still laugh about it.

My cousin is East German Steroids. He once wrestled a bear and won.

That kid in my class is East German Steroids. He broke the lockers and didn’t even flinch.

My dad is East German Steroids. He drank a whole bottle of whiskey and still ran a mile.

A human or object so strong they could lift a mountain and still have time to take a nap.

My brother is East German Steroids. He lifted my mom’s car and yelled at the sky.

That guy at the bar is East German Steroids. He drank 10 shots and still beat up three guys.

My goldfish is East German Steroids. It swam through the toilet and came out with a crown.

A person or thing so strong they could break the world’s record for strength and still have time to eat a whole pizza.

My neighbor is East German Steroids. He broke the door down and still had time to eat a whole pizza.

That kid in my class is East German Steroids. He did 50 push-ups and still kicked my butt.

My cat is East German Steroids. It bit through my backpack and ran away with my homework.

A human or object so strong they could punch a hole in the moon and still have time to text their mom.

My uncle is East German Steroids. He punched a hole in the wall and still texted me.

That guy at the gym is East German Steroids. He bench-pressed a bear and still did 20 push-ups.

My goldfish is East German Steroids. It swam through the house and ate my brother’s lunch.

A person or thing so strong they could bench-press a dinosaur and still have time to laugh.

My cousin is East German Steroids. He bench-pressed a cow and still had time to eat a whole cake.

That guy at the bar is East German Steroids. He drank 10 shots and still beat up my dad.

My dog is East German Steroids. He bit through the door and ran away with my brother.