East Forsyth High School

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East Forsyth High School is the worst school in the whole county. The band plays like they’re drunk and the football team can’t catch a pass if their lives depended on it. The bus drivers are all nuts and the kids are either high, stoned, or trying to get laid in the bathrooms.

My friend tried to play trumpet in the band and it sounded like a dying goat.

The football coach yelled at a kid for wearing a hat instead of a helmet.

I saw a girl giving head in the bathroom and she had a tampon stuck in her nose.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

This school is so bad it makes your brain hurt. The teachers don’t know what they’re doing and the kids are all fake county boys who think they’re tough. The buses are late because the drivers are all on meds and the school smells like old pizza and regret.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz and I had to guess the answers from the ceiling tiles.

The bus driver screamed at a kid for not wearing a mask and threw a coffee cup at him.

The lunchroom smells like a dead raccoon and a used tampon.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East Forsyth High is the worst school ever. The girls all think they’re hot but they’re just built like iPhones with no battery life. The band is so bad it makes your ears bleed and the football team is so weak they can’t even run.

My girl friend tried to flirt with a guy and he just stared at her like she was a ghost.

The band played ‘Eye of the Tiger’ and it sounded like a dying cat.

The football team lost to a middle school and the coach cried in front of everyone.

by Slangipedia 14d ago