East Fairview

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North Dakota, a school where everyone thinks they're the best, and they hate Montana like it's their sworn enemy.
My cousin got suspended for screaming 'Montana is trash!' in the hallway.
The principal said 'We don't need no Montana trash here!' during lunch.
My teacher made us write an essay about why Montana is the worst state ever.
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North Dakota, a place where people are nice until you mention Montana, and then they turn into angry monsters.
At the football game, someone threw a cheeseburger at a Montana kid.
My friend's mom said 'If you talk about Montana one more time, I'll ground you!'
During recess, the whole school started chanting 'East Fairview rules, Montana drools!'
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North Dakota, a tiny town where everyone knows each other, and they all think Montana is the worst thing ever.
My neighbor yelled at me for liking a Montana post on Facebook.
The mailman said 'Montana is the worst, and I deliver hate every day!'
At the grocery store, the guy behind me said 'You're from East Fairview? Cool. I'm from Montana. I hate your life.'
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