East End Park

Current Trending

3 views · Added 15d ago · 3 definitions

1
The fatter side of Leeds, where every man thinks he's a gangster, smokes like a dragon, wears tracksuits that scream 'I bought this at the charity shop,' and shoves Nike shoes on their toes like they're trying to beat up a donkey.
I walked past East End Park and it smelled like old pizza and regret.
My cousin got into a fight over a packet of fags and a broken chair.
The park’s so dodgy, even the pigeons run away.
2
A place where people think they're tough, but they’re just fat, smoking, and trying to look cool in a tracksuit that’s seen better days. You’ll find needles, bad hair, and people who think they’re the king of the street.
I saw a guy try to start a rap battle with a pigeon.
My friend got stabbed for stealing a chip.
The park has more needles than a dentist’s office.
3
A dodgy part of Leeds where people wear tracksuits like they’re in a movie, smoke like they’re on fire, and think they’re the boss of the street. It’s like a council estate with more drama than a soap opera.
I saw a man argue with a street lamp.
My brother tried to fight a guy who had no idea who he was.
The park’s so bad, even the grass is scared.
xs