East end eye opener

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When you dump a pile of used coffee grounds into her rectum like it’s a trash can.

I told her she’d get an east end eye opener if she didn’t stop talking trash about my mom.

He said it was the best east end eye opener he’d ever had. I said he was full of crap.

She got an east end eye opener during lunch. Now she’s eating her sandwich through a straw.

When you use your finger like a meatball and stuff it into her behind with coffee for seasoning.

He got an east end eye opener at the office party. Now he’s missing a button on his shirt.

She said I’d get an east end eye opener if I didn’t stop snitching on her.

They had to cancel the meeting because the east end eye opener was too loud.

When you take a handful of old coffee grinds and cram it up her butt like it’s a surprise.

He told me he’d give me an east end eye opener if I didn’t stop calling him a wimp.

She got an east end eye opener at the gym. Now she’s doing squats with a smile on her face.

I said I’d give him an east end eye opener if he didn’t keep talking about his ex.