East Empire Company

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A company run by dictators with crabs, a governor who thinks he’s the king of the world and needs ten new wives every week, and 50 lazy merchants who take naps instead of working.
The governor just married his cousin’s best friend and now expects everyone to bow to him.
The merchants are so lazy they took a nap during the company’s big meeting.
The dictators are spreading crabs like it’s a religion.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A company that used to be rich and cool, but now it’s just a bunch of rich jerks with STDs and a governor who thinks he’s the most important person ever.
The company left the game so fast, they forgot to take their STDs with them.
The governor got a new wife and forgot all about the company.
The merchants are still slacking off like it’s their job.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A company that had some good games, but now it’s just a mess of dictators with diseases, a self-centered governor, and 50 merchants who would rather watch TV than work.
The company was awesome until the governor started taking too many wives.
The dictators have so many STDs, they’re like a walking infection.
The merchants have been slacking so hard, they’ve turned into a stereotype.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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