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A medieval way to get nasty while wearing a crown and smelling like old cheese
King Henry said, 'I'll take the throne and your pants.'
The queen whispered, 'I prefer this to court politics.'
They called it 'the royal grind.'
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A 14th-century version of a two-person meat grinder
Sir Lancelot said, 'I'm not doing this for the glory.'
The knight yelled, 'Why is my back on fire? I just started!'
They called it 'the royal meat factory.'
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A medieval way to get busy while everyone else thought you were praying
The monk said, 'I'm not sure if I'm in heaven or hell.'
The priest whispered, 'This is more sacred than Sunday.'
They called it 'the holy grind.'