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East Dallas is where all the trash from other parts of the city ends up. North Dallas is where the rich white guys live. South Dallas is where the poor black folks hang out. West Dallas is where the Mexicans take over. East Dallas is the messy mix of all of them. Home of the ESH (East Side Homies) and OED (Old East Dallas), and all the dumb stuff they do.
My cousin moved to East Dallas and now he’s confused and smells like taco meat.
I tried to date a girl from East Dallas, and now I live in a dumpster.
My mom says East Dallas is the only place where the cops and the kids fight each other.