East Cupcake

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A town so tiny it thinks it's the center of the universe, but it's just a pit stop for tired travelers and bad decisions.

My cousin lives in East Cupcake. It's so small, the mayor also works at the gas station.

I got lost in East Cupcake. The only traffic was a goat walking down Main Street.

East Cupcake is the kind of town where the only bar fight happens every Friday at 3 PM.

A place so backwoods, the only thing that ever moves is the mail truck and your uncle's beer belly.

East Cupcake is where your grandpa went to jail and still thinks he's the sheriff.

I drove through East Cupcake, and the only sign was a broken “Welcome to Nowhere” banner.

You can’t even get decent pizza in East Cupcake. They make it with ketchup and regret.

A town so small, it doesn't even know it's famous for being so small.

East Cupcake is the kind of town where the only crime is stealing your neighbor's chicken.

The only reason people visit East Cupcake is to see the mayor’s pet raccoon on Instagram.

You can tell it's East Cupcake because the only traffic light changes color when it feels like it.