east columbus

My cousin lives in East Columbus. He said the trash smells like his gym sock collection.

I told my friend he should move to East Columbus. He said that was like moving to a landfill with a side of drama.

My mom said East Columbus is like the rest of the city’s bad idea.

My neighbor moved to East Columbus and now he’s crying in the shower every night.

My teacher said East Columbus is like the city’s bad twin brother.

I tried to visit East Columbus once. I came back with a headache and a new enemy.

My friend said East Columbus is where the city’s coolness went to die.

I told my brother he should move to East Columbus. He said that was like living in a broken toaster.

My dad said East Columbus is the city’s bad decision in a suit.