East Cobb Culture

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Women who sit in their fancy cars like they're royalty, waiting for their kid to stumble out of school just so they can show off their BMW like it's a trophy
My mom texts me: 'I'm here, I saw your friend's mom, she didn't even have a BMW.'
My dad says, 'Your mom's car is louder than your teacher's voice.'
My cousin's mom texts me: 'I'm here, I'm early, I'm rich, I'm better than you.'
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People who think Chick-fil-A is a religion and wear pajamas like they're dressed for war
My friend texts me: 'I'm wearing my pajamas to school because I'm too lazy to change.'
My teacher yells: 'You're wearing pajamas, I'm wearing a suit!'
My cousin says, 'I eat Chick-fil-A every day, it's my life.'
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