east cobb

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Rich people live in giant houses, drive fancy cars, and play golf like it's their job. East Cobb is basically the rich part of Atlanta, but it's not Atlanta, and everyone there thinks they're better than you.
@jenniferscott22: 'My mom’s house is bigger than my school.'
DM: 'I don’t know why I even go to the mall. I just shop at Whole Foods.'
Post: 'Golf is my full-time job. I’m not kidding.'
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East Cobb is not Atlanta, but people from there think it is. It’s a fancy suburb with rich people who think they’re better than everyone else, even though they’re not actually rich.
Status: 'I live in East Cobb. You live in the slums.'
Post: 'East Cobb is the only real place in Georgia.'
Comment: 'I’m not from Atlanta. I’m from the rich part of Georgia.'
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East Cobb is where middle-class people think they're rich. They all have the same stupid kid, same stupid car, and same stupid life, but they hate each other.
Tweet: 'I live in East Cobb. My neighbor is the worst.'
DM: 'We all think we’re rich, but we’re not.'
Post: 'I have a middle-class salary but I act like I’m rich.'
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Kids who have way too much money and think they're the best at everything. They also think being rich makes them cool, even though they’re not.
Status: 'I have a car. You don’t. I’m rich.'
Post: 'I don’t need to study. I’m rich.'
DM: 'I don’t even need to go to school. I’m rich.'
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East Cobb is where average people think they're rich. They all hate each other and call each other dumb rich East Cobbers. No one is hood, not even the people who say they are.
Comment: 'I hate all the dumb rich East Cobbers.'
Post: 'I’m not hood. I live in East Cobb.'
Status: 'I hate my neighbor. She’s a dumb rich East Cobb.'
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East Cobb people are rich, white, and obsessed with UGA. They also think their kids are the best and they live in a house that looks like a mansion.
Post: 'My kid is the best. My house is the best. I’m rich.'
DM: 'I live in East Cobb. UGA is the best.'
Status: 'I’m rich, white, and I hate everyone else.'
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East Cobb moms are the worst. They are on social media all the time, they only shop at Whole Foods, and they think their kids are the best. They start decorating for Christmas in November and they are the worst.
Post: 'I’m on Instagram 24/7. I’m not even kidding.'
Status: 'My kid is a thot. Everyone knows it.'
Comment: 'I start decorating for Christmas in November. I’m not even kidding.'
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