East Coasting

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When a guy walks up to his best friend and hits him so hard he goes flying backward and is too confused to realize his pants are now around his ankles and he’s getting fingered in public.
My buddy got East Coasted at the bar and still hasn’t stopped crying.
I East Coasted my cousin and now he’s got a black eye and a new nickname: ‘The Dazed One’.
At the football game, my brother East Coated his friend and now they’re besties.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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If you haven’t been to the East Coast, don’t even try to write a definition. It’s like saying you know what pizza is but you’ve never tasted it.
She said she knew what the East Coast was, but she’s never even been to New York.
He said he knew all about the East Coast, but he’s from Texas and still thinks Florida is a state in the South.
They tried to define the East Coast without ever stepping foot in Boston and it was a disaster.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The opposite of the West Coast, which is like comparing a fancy suit to a ratty hoodie.
The West Coast is chill, the East Coast is elite.
The East Coast is where the real people live. The West Coast? That’s for people who think avocado toast is a meal.
West Coast people talk about the ocean like it’s a luxury. East Coast people live on it.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The East Coast is the part of the country where people wear suits every day and know what a belt is for. The rest of the country is just a bunch of people who think jeans are a full outfit.
My cousin from the Midwest said the East Coast people are all stuck up.
The East Coast is like a rich kid’s house. The West Coast is like a backpacker’s tent.
I went to the East Coast and now I know how to tie a tie.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The East Coast is where all the cool stuff happens. New York is the best city. Boston is like the smartest person in the room. DC is the brain. The East Coast has the best food, the best schools, and the best people who know how to dress.
My friend from the West Coast moved to the East Coast and now he’s obsessed with bagels.
The East Coast has the best pizza, and everyone else thinks they know what pizza is.
I went to the East Coast and now I know what real class is.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The East Coast is where people live in cities and know what seasons are. It’s also where the crime is either the worst or the best, depending on where you are. The West Coast can’t even compete with that.
The East Coast has the best cities, and the West Coast just has beach vibes.
The East Coast has the best seasons, and the West Coast just has the sun all year.
The East Coast has crime, but the West Coast just has people who think avocado toast is food.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The East Coast is where real gangstas live. West Coast rappers just talk about what they don’t have. The East Coast rappers knew the real deal, and now they’re back from the dead.
The East Coast is where real gangstas live. The West Coast is just fake rappers.
Real gangstas from the East Coast don’t need fake rappers from the West Coast.
East Coast rappers got real, West Coast rappers just talked about what they didn’t have.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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