East coast weekend

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When your weekend gets wrecked by snow so bad it feels like your boss is trying to kill you
My weekend just got snowballed into a 4-day nightmare. I'm gonna die in my pajamas.
Snow? What snow? I'm stuck in my house like a prisoner.
I had plans. Now I'm just planning how to survive the weekend.
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When the snow is so thick you think you're in a Christmas movie and your boss is the villain
This snow is like a Christmas card from hell. I'm not going out.
I'm stuck in my house like Santa's cousin. No presents for me.
I thought I was on vacation. Turns out I'm just in a snow-filled purgatory.
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When the snow is so bad you'd rather eat a whole pizza than go outside
I would rather eat a whole pizza than brave the snow. My soul is on the line.
Snow is not my friend. It's like a pizza thief.
The snow is so bad I'm considering turning my living room into a fortress.
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